"Where do you think you are? Look around you. You’ve made it. The Promised Land.
P a r a d i s e.”
"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"
oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master
You must travel across the land
Searching far and wide
this is the best thing I’ve seen
uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!
I would read a novel about these two.
Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?
Once upon a time, there was no giant purple arch, just a simple brown road sign to let you know you were entering the Vacation Kingdom Of The World.